Quotes
All of the quotes from the script on the Main page.
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Die knowing something. You are not here long. --Walker Evans
"Stiff upper lip, lads.
We've been bombed worse by better bastards than this."
- A British WWII Veteran after 7/7/05 London bombings
"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready
in the night to visit violence on those who would do us
harm"
- George Orwell
"Some scientist say that the major building block of the
universe is hydrogen because its the most plentiful element,
but my theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity
because it is more plentiful than hydrogen."
- Frank Zappa
"… the Dalai Llama, he hauls off and whacks one, big hitter
the Llama, into a 10,000 foot crevasse right at the base
of this glacier. You know what the Llama says? Gunga-galunga,
gunga, gunga-la-gunga …”
Caddy Shack
"Dabbling in philosophy leads to atheism, depth in it leads
a man to God”
- Voltaire
"The Pen will block no blow from a sword, but the sword
had best be ready to face jail time.”
- Sir Samuel De Grac'e
"Mama said knock you out,
I'm gonna knock you out ”
- LL Cool J
"If guns kill people, then I can blame my pencil for misspelled
words."
- Larry the Cable Guy
"Ok anyone with the job title "Manager of the Fish Empathy
Project" is not going to say anything rational.”
- James B.
"May our adversities make our strong. May our victories
make us wise. And may our actions make us proud.”
- Unknown
"The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting
it"
- Epicurus
"The goal of every warrior is get his foe to participate
in his own ass-whooping."
- Northern Army Tactics Maxim #2
"One of the advantages of being a Captain is being able
to ask for advice without necessarily having to take it."
- William Shatner as Kirk
"Life is like a grapefruit. It’s yellow and dimpled on the
outside, pink and squidgy on the inside and sometimes people
have half of one for breakfast."
- A. P. Apple
"The general who advances without coveting fame and retreats
without fearing disgrace, whose only thought is to protect
the country and do good service to his sovereign, is the
jewel of the kingdom."
- Sun Tzu
The Art of War
El Guapo: "Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?"
- The Three Amigos
Cassius: "The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, But
in ourselves, that we are underlings."
- William Shakespeare
Julius Casear, Act I Scene 2
"Oh people, know that you have committed great sins. If
you ask me what proof I have for these words, I say it is
because I am the punishment of God. If you had not committed
great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me
upon you!"
- Genghis Khan
Bukhara 1220
Caesar: "Cowards die many times before their deaths; The
valiant never taste of death but once. Of all the wonders
that I yet have heard, It seems to me most strange that
men should fear, Seeing that death, a necessary end, Will
come when it will come."
- William Shakespeare
Julius Caesar, Act II Scene 2
"It's good to be the King."
- Mel Brooks
History of the World Part 1
"Know the enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles,
you will never be defeated."
- Sun Tzu
The Art of War
Jules: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good
will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness.
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost
children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers."
- Quinten Terintino
Pulp Fiction
"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in
the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that
his wife is beautiful and his children smart."
- Henry Louis Mencken
"Only a coward supports gun control. You know how to stop
carjacking? Shoot the carjacker. If someone is going to
kill me for my Buick, I'm gonna shoot until I'm out of ammo
- and then I'll call 911."
- Ted Nugent
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
- Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
- Rush Limbaugh
Oddball: "Don't hit me with them negative waves so early
in the morning. Think that bridge will be there and it'll
be there. It's a beautiful mother bridge and it's gonna
be there."
Kelly's Heroes
"He's not the bleeding messiah, he's just a naughty naughty
boy!"
Monty Python
The Life of Bryan
"As long as a hundred of us remain alive we will never be
subject to tyrannical dominion because it is not for glory
or riches or honours that we fight, but for freedom alone
which no worthy man loses except with his life"
from the "Declaration of Arbroath"
Scotland, in the year 1320
"Life is a daring adventure, or nothing at all"
- Helen Keller
"Live free or die"
- New Hampshire State Motto
"The difference between success and failure in life is not
due to lack of strength or lack of knowledge, but lack of
will."
- Vince Lombardi
"Fall down seven times, stand up eight"
- Chinese Proverb
"I burn my candle at both ends, it will not last the night.
But oh my foes and ah my friends, it makes a lovely light"
- Edna St Vincent Millay
"If you're not dead, you're not done"
- Jason James Bogden
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be"
- Voltaire
"Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes
do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold
increases, it will have no power to hurt you."
- Leonardo da Vinci
"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps
it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step
to the music which he hears, however measured or far away"
- Henry David Thoreau
"Nothing is so strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle
as real strength"
- Ralph W. Sockman
"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem
is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems
is a problem"
- Theodore Rubin
"Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid!"
- Gurta
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness"
- David Dunham
"Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to"
- Mark Twain
"In simplest terms, a leader is one who knows where he wants
to go, and gets up, and goes"
- John Erksine
"I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from
the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange,
I am ungrateful to these teachers"
- Kahlil Gibran
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
- Anon
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in
the same box"
- Italian Proverb
"The most wasted day of all is that during which we have
not laughed"
- Sebastian R. N. Chamfort
"90% of everything sucks"
- Sturgeon
"The simplest solution is usually correct."
- Occam's Razor |
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PHP3 quote script
The script on the main page that
rotates a new quote every time the page is refreshed is written
in PHP3. It works like a random number generator, where each quote
is assigned a numeric value. When the page is refreshed, a random
quote is posted by the script onto the page. This same script
can be used to rotate graphics, pictures or banners. This PHP
script is free if you would like to use it. Note that the server
hosting your site must be running PHP3 for it to work.
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Java quote script
If you don't have PHP, here is a JAVA script that does the same thing you can use.
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